Dima Bilan wants to conquer the world
Great, now there is another one who wants to conquer the world. Aren’t we the lucky ones.
This time he comes from russia, no suprise there. There is two option always, Russia and USA. In Russia there is Putin and in US there is most hated man in the world Bush. And now the is Dima Bilan, man who won the European song contest with little help from Timbaland.
So is it so cool to win Eurovision? No. You ask, why? Well let me tell you. If you have read my earlier blog about the same subject then you just might have a clue.
Well Eurovision is more or less about witch country cannot make music. Rarely the is a band that is actually very good but mostly people are voting for the song that sucks the most – if you remember it, it is the worst.
So is Dima Bilan the worst or the best? Well he had little or more help from Timbaland, so he has to be better than Kevin Federline, right? Though I did not listen to his song at Eurovision, just could not care less. Most of the songs at the contest were extremely bad, that said Bilan cannot be so good that I would want to hear him more. It’s like K-Fed, no one cares about him. At least from my part, I never were good at telling what you think because you just won’t comment on this blog.
Why do people sing about love? Cannot we sing about how badly people are treated or how many war kills? Of course we cannot, that would be so mean. It’s much better to let people not know, what they all already know. Makes sense? Partly, I hope.
Would I listen to Dima Bilan? No. But I would like to see T.a.T.u. if that would even be possible.
If other people would like to listen to this man, so be it. At least here we have freedom to do what we want. Same cannot be said about US (thanks for Bushy) or Russian (Thanks for pee). I don’t think that this DB will survive in music business more than three years. I might be wrong, will see.
Did you know that even Putin has said to be interested in Eurovision? Yeah, picture that one out. What would it be like? Well, all the countries will perform but only Russia will be seen on television. There is so little freedom in Russia – media cannot always say what should be said.
Also have you heard who will be the man behind all of this. Well, who has Putin nominated to do all the work “the boss”. A freaking vice Prime Minister, I mean come on. It is the Eurovision and he nominates vice Prime Minister to do the work? Isn’t there someone that actually is capable to do this? It is all politics, those jackasses. This vice Prime Minister is some dude called Aleksandr Zhukov. I never ever have heard that name, actually I just cannot give a damn who he is. Just one more on a leash – not barking though.
Eurovision 2009 says Putin, will be done with the highest quality, in a highest quality place. Yeah, whatever. The last part was said by me not Putin. I think.
The tickets will be golden and only 5 people will be let in as an audience – those that find that golden ticket. Those are hidden in special KGB candy bars that are sold around the world. Do you remember the movie?
Well, whatever happens I myself won’t be watching that, just can’t be bothered. Because even when all other parts are done with “the highest quality”, I am sure that the songs and band will be terrible – for example, this year.
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