Great, now there is another one who wants to conquer the world. Aren’t we the lucky ones.
This time he comes from russia, no suprise there. There is two option always, Russia and USA. In Russia there is Putin and in US there is most hated man in the world Bush. And now the is Dima Bilan, man who won the European song contest with little help from Timbaland.
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This one is in english if did not notice at first.
Sadly I actually want to write this. I thought that Eurovision was competition where every country shows their best song/band or close to it. Still it is more and more how bad can you look in front of millions and millions people.
From pirates to bearded women
There are pirates, gigolos, long legs, bearded women, pop, rock, hard rock, chest hair and many more. And we had to watch this just to know who wins? Does it mean that we want to know who is the worst or the best?
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Lucky for you world has two whole countries for just that. Somalia and Irak. Somalia is mainly for US air attack testing ground and Irak for every weapon that you can imagine, except nuclear weapon. All is possible also for you, just say that you are fighting against terrorism – the secret password to unleash you fury.
It is sad to see that there cannot be peace in the world. These terrorists attack in the name of their God that as far as I know does not support violence. And US attacks against everyone with no sensible reason cause their God says so. Yeah, Bush has a God complex. Loser with no brain.
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Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said,’Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.’
Mujibar said, ‘I am ready.’
The manager said, ‘Make a sentence using the words yellow, pink and green.’
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, ‘Mister manager, I am ready’
The manager said, ‘Go ahead.’
Mujibar said, ‘The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say,yellow, this is Mujibar.’
Mujibar now works at a call center.
No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have.
Amber and Randi – S05E02
Amber: “I know I’m a bitch but these guys aren’t my league” – Nor is she mine. Is she drunk or why does she go from one side to the other all the time? She also says she looks good but no she does not. Sorry. That’s life. She sees only the skin – that is not enough.
Randi - Please shut the f*ck up. Damn that voice goes up. My ears bleed. I may need a nurse.
Amber - At the *SPOILER* elimination room, Randi and Amber are left at the room and to buy time Amber says: “My heart is hurting”. -You got to be kidding me! Who would even take that seriously? She is the worst actress that I have seen for a while. By the way the *SPOILER* bitch is out. Better luck “super modeling” or not. Amber said at the end: “This is me, I’m a bitch” – Yes, we kind a noticed it already. Thank you. Also “Nothing suprises me about beauty. Because I have been around beautiful women all my life – me.” “I don’t really want a boyfriend” – Yes, we are saved. No one needs to sacrife.
Well, this one was kind a short but till next time. I just might start writing in english more often.
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